“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin