I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?