Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Can I be your next varietal?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Do you like free samples?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!