Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Do you like free samples?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Can I be your next varietal?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!