Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Do you like free samples?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.