If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Baby, you rock my world!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I love all of your stratified layers!