"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin