“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”