“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter