This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I’m soy into you.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
You're such a TEAse.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?