Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.