Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.