Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
When are you going to invite me to church?
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.