Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
There’s snow one like you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?