Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.