I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
When are you going to invite me to church?
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.