Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are you a model?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!