Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Someone said you were looking for me.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I've only got three months to live.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you a model?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?