Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I've only got three months to live.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I want you more than I want world peace.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.