I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I've only got three months to live.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.