Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?