Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
You had me at ruff.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.