What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
You had me at ruff.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.