“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”