What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.