What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.