Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!