Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.