After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.