What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”