Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.