The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
Salami get this straight - you don't like meat puns?!
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
Some people have to stop telling meat puns, because they simply butcher every single joke.
Sheep have a clever way of keeping all their four feet warm in the winter; they wear muttons.
Topside, silverside and brisket tend to groan when they get up from their chairs. This is because they are achey joints.
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor? Cured meat!
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
Have you heard about the new meat that’s taking the world by storm? It’s a cross between a cow and a chicken. They call it “roost beef”.
Two hot dogs were having a race. One overtook the other, who called out “I see you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me!”
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
Meat cutters are really no good at stand up comedy; they tend to butcher all the best jokes.
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
Did you hear about the farmer who sold his sheep to slaughter because he wasn't making enough money from the wool? The situation went from baa-d to wurst!
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.