Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
When are you due back in heaven?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Can I claim your baggage?
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Here comes the sun of my life
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
You have been running through my mind all day.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Can we still share a netflix account?
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.