Did you know that unicorns live in New York City? I swear why do you think their called uNYCorns?
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
It was so hot in New York City today, the mayor told the Statue of Liberty to put her arm down.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in New York?
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
There once was a man from York,
who picked his nose with a fork.
He went for a pluck,
when it got stuck,
and walked around looking like a dork.
There was an Old Man of New York, Who murdered himself with a fork;
But nobody cried though he very soon died,-
For that silly Old Man of New York.
“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad, but New York City?”
Henny Youngman
“New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time — most, unsolved.”
Johnny Carson
Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.