York Jokes

It was so hot in New York City today, the mayor told the Statue of Liberty to put her arm down.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does."
There once was a man from York,
who picked his nose with a fork.
He went for a pluck,
when it got stuck,
and walked around looking like a dork.
There was an Old Man of New York, Who murdered himself with a fork;
But nobody cried though he very soon died,-
For that silly Old Man of New York.
“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad, but New York City?”
Henny Youngman
“New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time — most, unsolved.”
Johnny Carson
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in New York?
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
Did you know that unicorns live in New York City? I swear why do you think their called uNYCorns?
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