In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times. The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"
Over quarantine, I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots. I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my husband carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, “What are you going to do with it?” He said, “Let’s cross that fridge when we get there.”
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