Written

Correct punctuation: the difference between a sentence that’s well-written and a sentence that’s, well, written.
How do you keep a blond busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
I have written a book on Penguins.
In hindsight, paper would have been better.
A man is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
A woman gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
How do you keep a blond busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.