Write

People write Congrats because spelling Congrajlashins is hard.
There was a young woman named Jenny
Whose limericks were not worth a penny.
Oh, the rhyme was all right,
And the meter was tight,
But whenever she tried to write any,
She always wrote one line too many!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
he was afraid of capitalism.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
Why can't the blonde write the number eleven? She didn't know which "1" came first!
Why can't the blonde write the number eleven? She didn't know which "1" came first!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.