Write Jokes

Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Happy birthday, you're not getting old,
Stay in the game, it's not time to fold.
Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.
How did brave Ancient Egyptians write?
With hero-glyphics.
"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does."
My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times.
The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
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