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Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
People write Congrats because spelling Congrajlashins is hard.
Why can't the blonde write the number eleven? She didn't know which "1" came first!
Why can't the blonde write the number eleven? She didn't know which "1" came first!
Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
he was afraid of capitalism.
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
There was a young woman named Jenny
Whose limericks were not worth a penny.
Oh, the rhyme was all right,
And the meter was tight,
But whenever she tried to write any,
She always wrote one line too many!
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.