Worth Jokes

You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk.
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small lamp.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
Two Pharaohs are looking for a Sarcophagus...
they walk up to the sarcophagus salesman and the first Pharaoh says "We are looking for the cheapest sarcophagus you have for sale." The salesman asks "you're not looking for a fancy one?"
The second Pharaoh says "no, we are just trying to get our mummy's worth."
Which nut is worth the most?
A cash-ew.
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers
My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets but delivery took forever...
She says it was worth the weight.
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
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