Worth Jokes

Which nut is worth the most?
A cash-ew.
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Her face is not worth sunburning.
You are not worth another word, else I’d call you knave.
Thine face is not worth sunburning.
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Two Pharaohs are looking for a Sarcophagus...
they walk up to the sarcophagus salesman and the first Pharaoh says "We are looking for the cheapest sarcophagus you have for sale." The salesman asks "you're not looking for a fancy one?"
The second Pharaoh says "no, we are just trying to get our mummy's worth."
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
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