Worth

Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
An Australian army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
There was a young woman named Jenny
Whose limericks were not worth a penny.
Oh, the rhyme was all right,
And the meter was tight,
But whenever she tried to write any,
She always wrote one line too many!
Yo Mama so poor a tornado hit your house and did 10,000 dollars worth of improvement.
"How much did you have to drink?"
"About a birds worth."
"What?"
"You know, toucans."
Should you have that annoying distant auntie for Thanksgiving dinner?

It’s really not worth it. Just have the turkey.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “It’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.