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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
My neighbours listen to terrific music... Whether they like it or not.
There was an Old Man of the Wrekin
Whose shoes made a horrible creaking
But they said, 'Tell us whether,
Your shoes are of leather,
Or of what, you Old Man of the Wrekin?'
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
I find that a duck’s opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Mitch Hedberg