Whats Jokes

Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull? On the bull the horns are in the front and the a***ole is in the back.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.
Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Whats Does the Catholic Church have in common with McDonald's?
They both stick their meat in ten year old buns.
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Whats the difference between a clown and a tall person?
Their shoe store.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?

Moonday.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
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