Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?

Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Whats Does the Catholic Church have in common with McDonald's?
They both stick their meat in ten year old buns.
Whats The Difference Between a rabbi and a priest?
One cuts them off the other su**s them off...
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine? Line dancing at a nusing home. What do you call Iron Man without his suit? Stark naked.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?
It's counterproductive.
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull? On the bull the horns are in the front and the a***ole is in the back.