Whats Jokes

Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?

Moonday.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull? On the bull the horns are in the front and the a***ole is in the back.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?
It's counterproductive.
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