West

How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
“I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great uncle fought for the west!”
Rodney Dangerfield
There once was a lad from West Philly
Who played basketball and got silly
He fought with some brothers
Which worried his mother
Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy
There was an Old Man of the West,
Who never could get any rest;
So they set him to spin
On his nose and chin,
Which cured that Old Man of the West.
There was an Old Man of the West,
Who wore a pale plum-coloured vest;
When they said, 'Does it fit?'
He replied, 'Not a bit!'
That uneasy Old Man of the West.
What do you call a dog from the Wild West?
Clint Eastwoof.
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
"You da bomb!" is a compliment in the West.
And an argument in the Middle East.