I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself... I really need to wash some mugs.
I'm a little upset, folks. Last night I went to this new restaurant for dinner and I had to use the restroom. And there was a sign in there that said, "Employees Must Wash Hands." And I could not find one employee who would wash my hands.
If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?