Wash

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Restrooms in restaurants often have a sign saying "Employees must wash hands".
But after waiting hours, no one has ever helped me with mine!
I can't stand people who don't wash their hands.
They make me sick.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself...
I really need to wash some mugs.
I'm a little upset, folks. Last night I went to this new restaurant for dinner and I had to use the restroom. And there was a sign in there that said, "Employees Must Wash Hands."
And I could not find one employee who would wash my hands.
If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
When doing laundry, the mother wolf accidentally fell into the washing machine. It became a wash and wearwolf.