Wash

Restrooms in restaurants often have a sign saying "Employees must wash hands".
But after waiting hours, no one has ever helped me with mine!
I can't stand people who don't wash their hands.
They make me sick.
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself...
I really need to wash some mugs.
I'm a little upset, folks. Last night I went to this new restaurant for dinner and I had to use the restroom. And there was a sign in there that said, "Employees Must Wash Hands."
And I could not find one employee who would wash my hands.
If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
When doing laundry, the mother wolf accidentally fell into the washing machine. It became a wash and wearwolf.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.