Wanted

Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Some guy wanted to charge me a bunch of money for a second hand bouncy house.
But I wasn't sure if that was something I really wanted to jump into.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted a threesome which of his friends I'd choose.
I shouldn't have named two.
How did the cardiologist figure out what she wanted to do with her life?
She just followed her heart.
Why did bulb pack an apple in his bag?
He wanted to have a light snack.
I've always wanted to become a podiatrist, but was made to train as a paediatrician first.
Baby steps.
Why did the train have bubble gum? Because he wanted to go Choo Choo
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.