Visited Jokes

What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
Once I visited France,
And learned a new, awesome dance.
I twirled,
And I swirled,
And then I lost my pants.
Tiger Woods once visited the Virgin Islands They are now just called the Islands.
I visited my new friend in his flat.
He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out.
I hate having visitors.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.

It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Recently I visited Germany. I hated everything in there. The people, the history, the language. But, oh god, the smell.
It was the wurst.
What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?
Hey, Seoul Sister!
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
A nose visited its home town.
It was overcome with nostril-gia.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
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