Visited

A nose visited its home town.
It was overcome with nostril-gia.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
Once I visited France,
And learned a new, awesome dance.
I twirled,
And I swirled,
And then I lost my pants.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?
Hey, Seoul Sister!
Recently I visited Germany. I hated everything in there. The people, the history, the language. But, oh god, the smell.
It was the wurst.
Tiger Woods once visited the Virgin Islands They are now just called the Islands.
I visited my new friend in his flat.
He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out.
I hate having visitors.