A man once told Brian, "You are so tall you can just touch the stars". He replied, "Be careful unless you don't want me to throw a shooting star at you"..
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns