Two candies had a beautiful wedding. They were truly mint to be
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of s**t.
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
My mother always used to say "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"
Nice lady and all, I truly loved her, but a terrible surgeon.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
"A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes." – Russell Lynes
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