Tough Jokes

Must be tough needing a step stool to kiss your wife good bye each day.
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass." — Rodney Dangerfield,
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.”—Richard Pryor
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.”—Rodney Dangerfield
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,
Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Walked into a restroom and saw an "Out of order" sign on a urinal.
It's going to be tough to move all these urinals to get them back in the right order....
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
The police have been interrogating the walnut for several mi-nuts now. It’s a tough nut to crack!
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
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