I'm Sneaky Bill, I'm terrible and mean and vicious, I steal all the cashews from the mixed-nut dishes. I eat all the icing but I won't touch the cake, And what you won't give me, I'll go ahead and take. I gobble up the cherries from everyone's drinks, And whenever there are sausages I grab a dozen links; I take both drumsticks if there's turkey or chicken, And the biggest strawberries are what I'm pickin'; I make sure I get the finest chop on the plate, And I'll eat the portions of anyone's who's late. I'm always on the spot before the dinner bell-- I guess I'm pretty awful but I do eat well!
This is a story about a frog who had a unique and weird love in its heart - for human women. He wanted to meet the princess to make him a prince.
Of course, no human girl will touch him. His frog relatives are weirded out and don't want to help him.
Eventually he hears of a psychic toad that lives not far away. He makes his way to him in leaps and bounds, and finds him in a little bog.
After much pleading, the toad reads his fortune.
He tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says the toad, "in her biology class."
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This is a story about a frog who had a unique and weird love in its heart - for human women. He wanted to meet the princess to make him a prince.
Of course, no human girl will touch him. His frog relatives are weirded out and don't want to help him.
Eventually he hears of a psychic toad that lives not far away. He makes his way to him in leaps and bounds, and finds him in a little bog.
After much pleading, the toad reads his fortune.
He tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says the toad, "in her biology class."
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