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I have been expelled from the Flat Earth Society.
Apparently, I went too far.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
Why was the blondes' belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
“If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
Dalai Lama
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
Too tired, I’m out of aspara-gas.
I found a pen that writes underwater.
It writes other words too.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz?
He wasn’t too bright.
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.