Too Jokes

"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner
"Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." – Lionel Kauffman
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
That shirt looks very becoming on you
Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too.
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy