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Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz?
He wasn’t too bright.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!”
“How can i help you?” said the librarian looking up at her.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
I have been expelled from the Flat Earth Society.
Apparently, I went too far.
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
“If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
Dalai Lama
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
Too tired, I’m out of aspara-gas.
I found a pen that writes underwater.
It writes other words too.