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Clothes Pick Up Lines
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Funny Aging Quotes
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner
"Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." – Lionel Kauffman
Food Quotes
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
– Marilyn Wann
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
Corona Virus Jokes
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Mall Pick Up Lines
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Literary Pick Up Lines
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Movie Pick Up Lines
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Space Pick Up Lines
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
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