Thinking

What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then I realised "am I really this shellfish"?
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
Harry asks his wife Harriet: "What would you like as a present for your birthday?"
Harriet looks at him sarcastically and yells "A divorce!" and then throws her head back and laughs.

Harry looks down wringing his hands, "I wasn't thinking of spending that much."
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.

For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, you idiot.”
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m using my hand
But I’m thinking of you.
"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python."
"Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know."
I have bean thinking about you.
All the girls I meet keep thinking I’m a sheep.
Every time they see me they say “Ewe”
I do some of my best thinking over coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
I’m thinking of killing off the main character in my new book.
It will really spice up this autobiography.
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.