I do some of my best thinking over coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python."
"Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know."
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.

For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, you idiot.”
Harry asks his wife Harriet: "What would you like as a present for your birthday?"
Harriet looks at him sarcastically and yells "A divorce!" and then throws her head back and laughs.

Harry looks down wringing his hands, "I wasn't thinking of spending that much."
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m using my hand
But I’m thinking of you.
Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then I realised "am I really this shellfish"?
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
I have bean thinking about you.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
I’m thinking of killing off the main character in my new book.
It will really spice up this autobiography.
Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
All the girls I meet keep thinking I’m a sheep.
Every time they see me they say “Ewe”