Tattoo Jokes

I had a tattoo of a Scorpion on my back last night and to tell the truth...
It stings like hell.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonistโ€™s arm?
A tattoo.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
The Same Tattoo A white guy goes to Jamaica on vacation. On his first day there he goes to a bar. After a few drinks, he goes to the bathroom. As he pees, behind him enters a Jamaican man who walks up next to him and begins to relieve himself as well. The white guy glances unintentionally and notices the Jamaican man has a penis tattoo. Surprised he claims, โ€œhey! I have the SAME penis tattoo as you! Starts with a W and ends with a Y.โ€ The White guy happily shows his tattoo and says โ€œLook, I got โ€˜Wendyโ€™, for my wifeโ€ The Jamaican laughs and replies โ€œNah mon, they arenโ€™t the same, mine says โ€˜Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice dayโ€™!"
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
My dad always said, โ€œFind a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.โ€
โ€œShe knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.โ€
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
โ€œHaving a child is liking getting a tattoo on your face. You better be committed.โ€

- 'Eat Pray Love'.
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