Tattoo Jokes

A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
I had a tattoo of a Scorpion on my back last night and to tell the truth...
It stings like hell.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
I once dated a girl who had a beautiful seashell tattoo on her inner thigh.
It was pretty, when you put your ear on it you could smell the ocean.
The Same Tattoo A white guy goes to Jamaica on vacation. On his first day there he goes to a bar. After a few drinks, he goes to the bathroom. As he pees, behind him enters a Jamaican man who walks up next to him and begins to relieve himself as well. The white guy glances unintentionally and notices the Jamaican man has a penis tattoo. Surprised he claims, “hey! I have the SAME penis tattoo as you! Starts with a W and ends with a Y.” The White guy happily shows his tattoo and says “Look, I got ‘Wendy’, for my wife” The Jamaican laughs and replies “Nah mon, they aren’t the same, mine says ‘Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day’!"
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
My dad always said, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
“Having a child is liking getting a tattoo on your face. You better be committed.”

- 'Eat Pray Love'.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo.
On the Breast of a woman named Gale
was tattooed the price of her tail
and on her behind
for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille.
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